Moshimoshi!

You have many questions, Mr. Sparkle. I send you premium, answer question one hundred percent!

BORING!

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These berries taste like.......burning.

First Blog-Post, Ever

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

Woo-hoo!!! Lets see if we can pull off The Boatjacking of Supership '79 AKA Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out AKA Simpsons Movie Kamp-Out although it'll probably be just me and Aaron watching it via Netflix, chowing on moon waffles and downing cases of Fudd.

I wanna go to Mt. Splashmore

Take me take me take me take me now! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

Anyway, yeah. This blog now exists. It will serve as a planning resource for the seeing of the movie of The Simpsons for the people. Tacos? Public broadcasting? I won't have your kids wasting your money like that.